My Ideal Woman

MissoulaMan62

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My Sweet Unicorn, Lady of my Unrealized Dreams.

Are you Her? Shall we ever meet? Alas.

In any case, who is my ideal woman? Kindness is the foundation. Compassion and genuine caring for people is essential to the Lady I would love. Be aware, of course, for many are those who would use and abuse. Attentive compassion is key.

Next, I value intelligence. I have no concern my Lady Love be a genius, nor college educated, I can give or take in those regards. I just hope for fun and interesting conversation.

Finally, there must be sufficient physical attraction.

As I have addressed in other posts, I make no claim to be an ideal physical specimen. Nor am I a perfect saint, and I am aware I can be outclassed in conversation.

Now, to sex.

My lifelong dream is to be mutually, fiercely, and passionately in love with the ever elusive Swinger Unicorn.

This is where many people find a disconnect with the Lifestyle.

Let’s say I am thusly in love, and we both enjoy Indian food. There may be nights we stay home, cook Indian food, and enjoy dining together, intimately. I will rejoice in this experience. I will enjoy eating, but will also revel in the delight She takes in the flavors, textures, etc. of Her feast.

There also may be nights we go to dinner, with a group of friends, to an Indian restaurant. The above is true in this environment, as I thrill in her unrestrained and unashamed public devouring of the heady delights of Indian food with, not only myself, but also two other men and women.

If we were to attend “The Extravaganza of Indian Food Convention” at a hotel in Las Vegas, I would have the blessing of witnessing Her in the throes of ecstatic enjoyment of all manner and variety of Indian foods with dozens, hopefully hundreds, of people.

Perhaps She would call, when I was away, and tell me She was going to dinner, at an Indian place, with friends. I’d ask Her if it was possible to get video, then I’d tune in to Food Network.

We would both love Indian food, as well as love, respect, and trust one another. How could I possibly, assuming my love and respect is true, not be held in a state of heady and sublime bliss in the presence of Her Indian food thrill?

Ah, my Sweet Unicorn, Lady of my Unrealized Dreams, my Beloved Devourer of Indian Food, I am here. I cook, I know some good places, and I’m happy to gather together people who share our preference in cuisine.

Are You here?

About the author: MissoulaMan62 Verified icon 2 Verified icon 3 Verified icon 4

Having lived away from my home town of Columbus for decades I have finally returned and hope to find some friends to play with. I own a charming (or maybe rustic), 126 year old, 3 bed, 2 bath house with an outside hot tub.

Once I get organized I will be working on hosting events.

I am 5' 7", 185#, average build, with long, salt and pepper brown hair, heterosexual and sapiosexual.

I am fully vaccinated with Moderna, D&D free, and TAN with paperwork.

I would like to meet ladies and groups for sex. I have been of many men in creampie gang bangs, and would love to be involved with a group of people who will video our sex and post it online on porn sites.

I hope to meet a compatible married or single lady for a long-term relationship, who is dedicated to non-monogamy, and loves bareback, creampie gangbang. I am polyamorous.

I am extremely oral, very focused on the lady's pleasure, and love to cuddle.

I also love women's feet.

I see monogamy as an illness, or at least a symptom. I view it as a weapon of the patriarchy to minimize the enjoyment of life, especially that of women, and continue their hegemony on the influence in our society.

In addition to my love of sex, I am also an inveterate nerd. I am a huge fan of the science fiction, fantasy, and horror genres through books, art, film and television. I am very into pencil and paper role playing games, as well as board games and chess. (If you love winning at board games and chess, I'm your man.)

I am an armchair military historian, love NFL and college football, and Major League Baseball. My NFL teams are the Cincinnati Bengals and the Green Bay Packers. My MLB team is the Cincinnati Reds.

I love to cook and enjoy the foods of virtually all cultures, I despise plastic, I recycle, I love the outdoors, and am a decades long practitioner of traditional Okinawan Goju Ryu Karate Do.

Thank you,

I make brief annual trips to:

Great Falls, Montana;
Spokane, Washington;
Seattle, Washington,
Pasco, Washington, and;
Portland, Oregon.

My lust to all,

MissoulaMan62.

== Results from bdsmtest ==
100%  Exhibitionist 
100%  Voyeur 
100%  Non-monogamist 
100%  Swinger 
92%  Experimentalist 
70%  Cuckold / Cuckqueen 
53%  Primal (Hunter) 
49%  Degrader 
47%  Daddy/Mommy 
41%  Primal (Prey) 
41%  Degradee 
36.5%  Sadist 
35%  Vanilla 
30%  Rigger 
30%  Masochist 
29.5%  Dominant 
28%  Owner 
27.5%  Brat Tamer 
26%  Ageplayer 
15%  Master/Mistress 
11%  Pet 
4%  Submissive 
4%  Switch 
2%  Brat 
1%  Rope Bunny 
1%  Girl/Boy 
1%  Slave 
0%  Findomme 
0%  Pay Pig 

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