Fuck Buddy Phone List

MissoulaMan62

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I believe it is important to have a fuck buddy phone list, and we should all develop one. Fundamentally, it reinforces the sheer practicality of spontaneous gratification of lust, and further ingrains anti-monogamy into our hearts, minds, and lives.

We create and maintain such lists for neighborhood emergencies, barbeques, and PTA meetings, why not fucking?

Let’s say a lady wakes up extremely horny. While she busies herself around the house, or at the office, she just can’t keep her hands off her clit. This is a perfectly normal, powerful, and wonderful need. She decides to gather some cocks for a nice creampie gang bang that evening, so she calls one or two. Then, those men call around and gather as many as possible. She gets home, has a nice bath, then spends her evening fucking gloriously. How lucky for her husband, assuming his love is true, when he arrives home from work and enters into the glory and splendor of his beloved wife jacking off on cock after cock, with a stream of cum flowing from her.

Our society has embraced monogamy only because the patriarchy and church have demanded it of us for so long it has become institutionalized, and inculcated into us since birth. Truth be told, it is a form of generational trauma. This grip on our lives, and subsequent lessening of our life experience, is nothing more then one of many weapons in an arsenal designed to control us and maintain our obedience.

Those who have appointed themselves as intermediaries to our creator insist that being views our lust and fucking as abhorrent, as a corruption. This is patently absurd. We are designed and constructed for fucking, energized with lust, and fucking is its own, instantaneous reward. Additionally, there is absolutely no biological rational for monogamy.

Therefore, whether as a gift from a loving creator, or though evolution, it is our absolute right to fuck anyone available and at every opportunity. The only wrong is attempting to prevent someone from doing so. So many marriages fail because people feel compelled to demand monogamy of one another, and to believe they are justified in doing so.

So, let’s begin compiling that fuck buddy phone list, shall we?

My lust to all,

MissoulaMan62.

About the author: Bob Lovely Verified icon 2 Verified icon 3 Verified icon 4

Having lived away from my home town of Columbus for decades I have finally returned and hope to find some friends to play with. I own a charming (or maybe rustic), 126 year old, 3 bed, 2 bath house with an outside hot tub.

Once I get organized I will be working on hosting events.

I am 5' 7", 5#, average build, with long, salt and pepper brown hair, heterosexual and sapiosexual.

I am fully vaccinated with Moderna, D&D free, and TAN with paperwork.

I would like to meet ladies and groups for sex. I have been of many men in creampie gang bangs, and would love to be involved with a group of people who will video our sex and post it online on porn sites.

I hope to meet a compatible married or single lady for a long-term relationship, who is dedicated to non-monogamy, and loves bareback, creampie gangbang. I am polyamorous.

I am extremely oral, very focused on the lady's pleasure, and love to cuddle.

I also love women's feet.

I see monogamy as an illness, or at least a symptom. I view it as a weapon of the patriarchy to minimize the enjoyment of life, especially that of women, and continue their hegemony on the influence in our society.

In addition to my love of sex, I am also an inveterate nerd. I am a huge fan of the science fiction, fantasy, and horror genres through books, art, film and television. I am very into pencil and paper role playing games, as well as board games and chess. (If you love winning at board games and chess, I'm your man.)

I am an armchair military historian, love NFL and college football, and Major League Baseball. My NFL teams are the Cincinnati Bengals and the Green Bay Packers. My MLB team is the Cincinnati Reds.

I love to cook and enjoy the foods of virtually all cultures, I despise plastic, I recycle, I love the outdoors, and am a decades long practitioner of traditional Okinawan Goju Ryu Karate Do.

Thank you,

I make brief annual trips to:

Great Falls, Montana;
Spokane, Washington;
Seattle, Washington,
Pasco, Washington, and;
Portland, Oregon.

My lust to all,

MissoulaMan62.

== Results from bdsmtest ==
100%  Exhibitionist 
100%  Voyeur 
100%  Non-monogamist 
100%  Swinger 
92%  Experimentalist 
70%  Cuckold / Cuckqueen 
53%  Primal (Hunter) 
49%  Degrader 
47%  Daddy/Mommy 
41%  Primal (Prey) 
41%  Degradee 
36.5%  Sadist 
35%  Vanilla 
30%  Rigger 
30%  Masochist 
29.5%  Dominant 
28%  Owner 
27.5%  Brat Tamer 
26%  Ageplayer 
15%  Master/Mistress 
11%  Pet 
4%  Submissive 
4%  Switch 
2%  Brat 
1%  Rope Bunny 
1%  Girl/Boy 
1%  Slave 
0%  Findomme 
0%  Pay Pig 

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@peepso_user_861(Melisa Loza)
I've been doing this for a while, it's very useful
1 month ago